Business Insider says Whole Foods has teamed up with Progressive to offer a turkey insurance plan for Thanksgiving. People must purchase a Whole Foods turkey between November 11th and November 22nd to be eligible for the insurance plan. The first 1,000 people, who botch their turkey will receive a $35 Whole Foods gift card under the Thanksgiving Turkey Protection Plan. Whole Foods says, "As we anticipate more smaller Thanksgiving gatherings and first-time cooks tackling turkey preparation this year. The Thanksgiving Turkey Protection Plan allows customers the freedom of culinary exploration, knowing all is not lost should their cooking go astray."
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