The William Hill betting agency has released a betting formula for families that are planning to make bets on their Thanksgiving Day football game. William Hill says adding up the following numbers will give you your point spread
having a past or present college football player on your team ... + 3.5 points
having a drunk or hungover player on your team ... -2 points
having a cigarette smoker or an out-of-shape player on your team ... - 1 point
having a player over 6 feet tall on your team ... + 1.5 points
having an injured player on your team ... -1.5 points
having a player with non-athletic clothing on... -1 point