Is This the Worst Tinder Date In History?

A first date set up through Tinder went very wrong recently for a couple in Bristol, England. Well, especially for her. She went to the toilet, and when it wouldn’t flush she grabbed the feces out of the toilet and tried to throw it out the window into the garden. But it got wedged between two windows, and when she climbed out head first to get it, she got wedged, too, hanging head first halfway out the window. Her date had to call the fire brigade, and they had to break the window to get her out. Before disaster struck, “We’d had a really nice evening,” said her date. It all worked out in the end. They’ve even had a second date.