Whiskey & Randy

Whiskey & Randy

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What We'd Pay to Get Out Of These Holiday Traditions!

1.  We'd pay $143 to have someone put up all our decorations, inside and outside.

2.  We'd pay another $128 to have them all taken down.

3.  To have all your holiday shopping done for you . . . $121.

4.  To have all your gifts perfectly wrapped for everyone . . . $96.

5.  To guarantee your significant other will love their present?  We'd pay $134 ON TOP of what we're planning to spend on the actual gift.

6.  To have your entire holiday meal taken care of . . . $146.  That includes buying the food, cooking everything, and doing the dishes.

7.  We'd pay an extra $108 to make sure the turkey was perfect.

8.  To guarantee no one at dinner argued about politics . . . $152.

9.  To completely avoid your IN-LAWS this year . . . $158.

10.  And the thing we'd pay the most for is to find our Christmas spirit again, and really enjoy the holidays like when we were kids . . . $259.


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